1 00:00:00,929 --> 00:00:01,849 Hey, George. 2 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:06,250 I was wrong, man. It was a good idea taking Nancy golfing with us. Yep. She's 3 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:09,150 got to learn about them. You're going to make a bet. You've got to be able to 4 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:10,150 back it up. That's right. 5 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:23,050 How could I miss a four -foot putt? 6 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,590 I sink those all the time, miniature golf. 7 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:30,410 Without that little windmill, your game kind of falls apart, doesn't it? 8 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:35,870 What's all that? 9 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:38,050 Carmen's changing her room around. 10 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:39,990 What is that? 11 00:00:40,890 --> 00:00:42,110 It's a piece of drywall. 12 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,790 I'm cutting into the wall I built. 13 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:48,610 See if the extension cord back there, she could electrocute herself. 14 00:00:58,510 --> 00:00:59,810 Carmen, what the hell are you doing? 15 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:07,750 Changing my room the way I want to. 16 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:10,090 And the mannequin? 17 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:15,010 It symbolizes my spirit escaping its confinement. 18 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:19,610 Is your spirit so dumb it can't use the door? 19 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,630 I knew you wouldn't understand. 20 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:27,690 Carmen, what is this about? 21 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,220 when I ran away. 22 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:32,660 I mean, don't you get it? 23 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:38,120 Young Carmen is leaving, but part of her is still stuck in this house. 24 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,020 You know what happened to those cute little poems you used to write about 25 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,020 and despair? 26 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,040 I'm still writing. 27 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:59,000 I'm pretty sure we can have her committed for this. 28 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:06,490 and let me finish. Okay, you're right. You're not done. Because I want 29 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:07,690 everything put back the way it was. 30 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:09,550 You're fixing the wall. You're repainting. 31 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:12,070 And I want that wiring brought up to code. 32 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:18,350 Fine, then I'll run away again. But you're not running away. 33 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:19,650 Oh, yeah? 34 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:22,590 I'm already packed. 35 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:27,310 Okay, Carmen, this is no reason to run away. No, no, no. It's not just the 36 00:02:27,370 --> 00:02:28,530 I mean, it's all the stupid rules. 37 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:32,370 I proved I could handle myself on my own, Mom. I want to be treated like an 38 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:33,370 adult. 39 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:35,000 You want to be treated like an adult? 40 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,560 Yeah. 41 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,880 Okay. 42 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,400 The rents do the first. 43 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,880 What? Yeah, $300. 44 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:54,480 You have to pay for your own phone, do your own laundry, and you know what? You 45 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,480 have to take the bus. 46 00:02:57,060 --> 00:03:01,120 Fine. If that's what it takes to get you off my back, I've already got a job. 47 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,220 I'll just take an extra shift. 48 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:06,890 Okay. then you're our tenant, okay? Any problems with the building, bring it up 49 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:07,749 with the super. 50 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,870 He lives in the next room, and he's 11. 51 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:18,170 She just wanted to change her room, which is a sign she's going to stay, and 52 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:19,490 had to start another battle. 53 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:21,290 It's only going to last a couple of days. 54 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:25,150 When Carmen sees how tough being an adult is, she'll be begging to be a kid 55 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:26,150 again. 56 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:29,810 Maybe we can even break her down to the good years. 57 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,500 How old was she that summer I really liked her? 58 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,440 Six. 59 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,360 She got her tonsils out and she whispered the whole summer? 60 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:52,700 Daddy, can you read to me? 61 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,460 I can't hear you. 62 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,720 Evening, neighbor. 63 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,980 What's the matter? I just worked another double shift. 64 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:43,380 My neck hurts, my back hurts. 65 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,920 Oh, my feet are twice their normal size. 66 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,640 You know, it's none of my business because you're a tenant, but... Have you 67 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,660 considered clown shoes? 68 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,100 Oh, hey, sorry. 69 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,140 This is family food. 70 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,920 If you were one of my children... 71 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:04,190 You could enjoy as much as you want. 72 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:08,890 Carmen, you got some mail. 73 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:10,450 It's over here. 74 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:15,910 You got something from school, something from your friend Toby, and two pieces 75 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,070 of junk mail. 76 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:21,110 Thank you so much. Thank you. Angie! Go to your room and eat your mail! 77 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:27,710 You know, I'm really sorry, but that's not for tenants. 78 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:31,610 What the... I thought I smelled pizza. 79 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,350 How come Grandma gets to eat for free? 80 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:39,270 It's not free. Your father owes me. 81 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:44,750 I spent a fortune feeding him, clothing him, taking him to the doctor, dentist. 82 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:47,610 Once. 83 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,250 You took me to the dentist once. 84 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:56,030 Anything to stop that whining. 85 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:09,460 a nap before i study oh hang on carmen your cell phone bill came 86 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:18,060 120 87 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:24,680 oh my god i can't pay all this well you're an adult now and adults 88 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,900 pay bills 89 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,440 and almost crushed. 90 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,080 That's good parenting. 91 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,680 It's a start. 92 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:59,980 You won't be really great parents until you realize that this isn't just for 93 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:00,980 salad. 94 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,020 Now you know why I flinch every time you toss a salad. 95 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:15,200 Torturing Carmen was not part of the deal. 96 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:18,120 Come on, Angie. It's only going to last a little bit longer, okay? Carmen's 97 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,120 going to break soon. 98 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,260 Hey, Mom! 99 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,200 Do we have any toilet paper? 100 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 We do! 101 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:34,780 Wait. 102 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,900 Don't throw that away. There might be cans in it. 103 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,340 Why are you sitting out here? 104 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,300 Because I didn't pay my share of the gas bill, so Dad said I can't use the 105 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,300 stove. 106 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,660 I'm hoping the sun will heat up my burrito. 107 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:52,000 Why didn't you eat it when it was warm? 108 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,040 Because somebody else was eating it when it was warm. I got it out of the trash 109 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,040 at work. 110 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,540 Look, because you're my sister, I'm going to help you out. 111 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:04,960 I'll put an extra scoop of food in the dog's bowl and leave it out in the yard. 112 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,720 Oh, so, Carmen. 113 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,180 First of the month, rent's due. 114 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,320 I've been working really, really hard, but I just don't have all the rent yet. 115 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,240 Can I please have another week? 116 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:26,060 Look, as your landlords, the rent's due, and there are no exceptions. 117 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,700 But if you want us to be your mommy and daddy again, all you have to do is agree 118 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,700 to live under our rules. 119 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:39,600 Carmen, this is crazy. You're 15 years old. Let us take care of you. 120 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,270 I'm feeling okay. 121 00:08:58,950 --> 00:08:59,950 It's my hair. 122 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,630 It's my hair. 123 00:09:06,490 --> 00:09:08,030 There's someone here to see Carmen. 124 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:09,250 Hey. 125 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:18,360 I would have left her at the front door, but... cars with potential Johns were 126 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,560 already starting to line up. 127 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:29,880 Oh, you guys, this is Taylor. We hung out in San Francisco. 128 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,420 She's one of Tingy's dancers. 129 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,700 What are you doing here? 130 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,760 I know a guy who shoots for a motorcycle magazine. 131 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,640 Yeah, he said I've got a chance. 132 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:51,070 You do all this to pay for... nursing school? 133 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:55,110 Why does she need to go to school? She's a dancer and a model. 134 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:56,710 Yeah, I'm like a triple threat. 135 00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,050 Yeah, what's wrong with you? Why don't you keep up? 136 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:06,150 So anyway, I thought that while I was in town, maybe we could hang out, hit the 137 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:10,910 club. The guy from the magazine, he said he'd take me to some crazy parties. 138 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:14,350 I wish, but I can't. I'm working all the time. 139 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:16,310 My dad's making me pay rent. 140 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,140 Landlord and dad, I'm like a triple threat. Watch out. 141 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,780 You know, I need a place to crash. 142 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,280 Maybe I can help you. 143 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:40,560 You know, I could pay you like... A hundred bucks a month. 144 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,420 Really? That'd be awesome. Uh, 145 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:45,740 Carmen, can I... 146 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,080 See you over here for a moment. 147 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,160 Okay, I don't know where she parked the dream camper, but Barbie's not staying 148 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,160 here. 149 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,300 Oh, no, no, no. 150 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:03,580 You can't do that. You can't change the rules just because I found a way to make 151 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,159 it work. 152 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:08,520 The deal was, I pay for rent, and I get to do whatever I want, which includes 153 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,520 taking in a roommate. 154 00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:16,990 can find another place to stay. 155 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:21,510 You can go back to being my daddy and I can still do whatever I want. 156 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,710 The rent's $3 .50 for two people. 157 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:42,270 The plan's still working. I still believe in the plan. Sure, it's working. 158 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,310 Is that girl really living here now? 159 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,390 I guess so. 160 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:58,090 Every time I doubt you, you always do something to make me believe again. 161 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:05,510 Thank you, Santa. 162 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:34,870 Carmen's breaking to me. 163 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:40,710 Angie, you might be hearing three hours of the same bass line, but I hear the 164 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,810 steady beat of a plan that's working. 165 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:47,970 Plan is working. 166 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:49,910 Plan is working. 167 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,830 Plan is work, work, work, work, working. 168 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,590 Why don't you shake it on down to Carmen's room and kill that music? 169 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,210 I know what you're doing. 170 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,270 You're not mad about Carmen. 171 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:05,950 You just want to see me shake my money maker. Watch out! 172 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:18,690 I was studying to that. 173 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:19,950 You're not anymore. 174 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,150 Wait a minute. 175 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:25,090 No, no, wait. You're my landlord. You can't just walk in my room without 176 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,010 knocking. I got a complaint from your neighbors. 177 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:31,970 You know the Lopez's? Nice people, cute son. Too bad about that daughter. 178 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:35,890 She got took away. 179 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:40,750 People say she cut up mannequins, wrote on the walls, laid out the trash. 180 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:42,090 Oh, 181 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,510 your cell phone's dead. 182 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,950 Cut out while I was talking to my girlfriend in New York. Nice phone, 183 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,930 Uh, Taylor, that's my top. 184 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,410 Oh, I know, but it goes so great with the skirt. 185 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,190 Because that's my skirt. 186 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,070 out any of my clothes. 187 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,050 You mean after I wash them? 188 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,710 You are so sweet to offer, but Max already asked. 189 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:15,790 What are you doing? That's my sandwich. 190 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:20,270 I'm sorry. I just have to eat something before I go out to this Hollywood Hills 191 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,270 party. 192 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,750 Can you spot me 20 bucks for a cab? 193 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:44,190 The second I doubted the plan, I even shook my thing to distract you circular. 194 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:45,330 Watch out. 195 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,930 But now, the plan is definitely working. 196 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:53,350 Ah, put this one in the wind column, Angie. 197 00:14:57,150 --> 00:15:00,810 All you did was get a teenager to turn down some music. 198 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,330 Nope. It's better than that. 199 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,990 Carmen's about to crack. 200 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,840 Taylor's taking her clothes, eating her food, using her phone. 201 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,360 She's an ungrateful, selfish brat. 202 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160 It's perfect. 203 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,280 Carmen now has her own Carmen. Night -night. 204 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600 What's that? 205 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,540 Oh, that's Taylor. She's going to some Hollywood party. 206 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,260 There's a cab out front. 207 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,540 She probably wants to drink at the party. 208 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,710 Wait till she comes back and throws up all over Carmen's stuff. She'll be 209 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:39,610 like... Carmen's getting in the cab, George. 210 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:41,990 What? 211 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,170 Carmen! 212 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,410 Carmen! 213 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:57,770 You know, if you had just let Carmen redo her room, she wouldn't need a 214 00:15:57,770 --> 00:16:01,470 roommate, she wouldn't be paying rent, and she wouldn't be going out to God 215 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:02,670 knows where right now. 216 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,640 What? 217 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:16,140 George, I ran some numbers last night. 218 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600 Not now, Bat. 219 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,620 No, no, come on. 220 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:26,640 You need to hear this. I was figuring what I spent raising you minus how much 221 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,820 you mean to me, and you owe me $275. 222 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,100 What is the matter with you two? 223 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,440 We were up late worrying about Carmen. 224 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,360 She went out all night with Taylor. Who knows what they did? 225 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,200 Well, why don't you go after her? 226 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,360 She's sleeping it off on the couch in the living room. 227 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Carmen? 228 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,020 Hey. 229 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:03,940 What are you doing down here? 230 00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,569 Taylor brought a guy home. They're up in my room. 231 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:11,470 That's it. 232 00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:13,550 Taylor, get down here! 233 00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,510 What are you gonna do? I'm gonna handle this. 234 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,150 What's going on? 235 00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:22,930 Is there a guy up in Carmen's room? 236 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,609 Yeah, about that, George. I really need a favor. 237 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:31,890 I met him last night, and I thought he was so yummy. 238 00:17:33,659 --> 00:17:38,620 But now I'm over it and I just want him to get out, but he won't leave. So could 239 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,920 you go upstairs and ask him to leave for me, please? 240 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,660 Look, 241 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880 I got a better way. 242 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,820 You go upstairs and you pack your stuff like you're leaving, right? Yeah. Then 243 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,760 once you go outside, just to make it believable because he'll follow you out, 244 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:59,820 you go to San Francisco and you stay there for the rest of your life. 245 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:10,430 Okay, I'm on, like, no sleep, so if you could just say that again, but just a 246 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,430 little bit slower. 247 00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,270 Let's see if you understand this. 248 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,550 Get your boyfriend and get out. 249 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:24,290 He's not my boyfriend, because you know what? If he was my boyfriend, I'd know 250 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:31,270 his name. Okay, let's... Dad, you can't do that. 251 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,290 She's right here. 252 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,180 Do you really want me to bring her back down here and tell her she can stay? 253 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,720 So she can eat your food, borrow your clothes, and spend your money? 254 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,080 No. 255 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,160 Are you ready to go back to being our daughter and live under our rules? 256 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,420 You know, I still have that bag packed upstairs. 257 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,540 Fine. 258 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,040 Then go get it. 259 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,020 You don't mean that. 260 00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:04,530 Yeah, I do. 261 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:09,250 Because having you out all night at parties is no different than having you 262 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,250 away. 263 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:14,770 I need to know where you are and that you're safe. 264 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,290 But if you're not willing to do that for me, then go. 265 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:22,250 You're kicking me out? 266 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,130 I'm giving you a choice. 267 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,990 You can leave this house and be on your own. 268 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,190 Or... 269 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:38,460 I will go upstairs, unpack your bags, and at your mother, I will cook you a 270 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:42,480 breakfast and tuck you in for a nap because you look exhausted. 271 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,960 Can I have French toast before my nap? 272 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:53,980 Yes, honey. 273 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,400 We have our little girl back. 274 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,020 Yeah, she's back. 275 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,640 Everything's gonna be fine. 276 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:24,380 Years from now, we'll be sitting ringside at a boxing match with those 277 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,380 hers we're raising. 278 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,640 Cheering every time Mommy walks around holding up a number. 279 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,480 It's not as easy as it sounds. 280 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,340 You gotta keep the numbers in order. 281 00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,780 Max! 282 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,320 Taylor's not staying. 283 00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:12,110 This isn't for Taylor. 284 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:15,110 Yeah? Then why are those pancakes in the shape of a heart? 285 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:19,610 I want to start my Saturdays. It's my business.